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Wazoo
01:59
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SHIT IS DEEP. I GOT FAKKIN PROBLEMS UP THE WAZOO. IT`S JUST AS GLOBAL WARMING, I LOSE MY COOL. THEY STICK TO ME LIKE TATTOOS. I WANNA UP LIKE MARIO AND JUSTA WAHOO! UP THE WAZOO. I GOT FUKKIN PROBLEMS UP THE WAZOO. I`M GETTING CORNERED, AIN`T NO TELLING WHAT I MIGHT DO. I KICK ‘EM IN THE FACE. KUNG-FU. I BEAT THEM LIKE AN ACID HOUSE TUNE. UP THE WAZOO. I GOT FOKKIN PROBLEMS UP THE WAZOO. WHEN SHIT IS DEEP, YOU SEE WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO. A BIG MESS WITH THE STENCH, RAW STOOL, GUSHING OUT LIKE A MONSOON. UP THE WAZOO. I GOT FEKKIN PROBLEMS UP THE WAZOO. HARD NUTS TO CRACK, I NEED A POWERTOOL. I GOT TO STRETCH OUT LIKE A CARTOON. I`M GETTING FUCKED ON ALL FRONTS LIKE IN A DARK ROOM. PUT MYSELF IN GOD’S SHOES. UP THE WAZOO.
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Microdoser
01:37
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I CAN HEAR YOU TALK FROM WAY DOWN THE BLOCK. SO YOU GO AND MICRODOSE. EVERY MORNING QUARTER DROP. YOU THINK YOU FEEL SO WONDERFUL BUT ALL YOU DO IS SQUANDER DRUGS. ALL YOUR HOPES, IT’S A HOAX. PLACEBO FOR YOUR FEEBLE THOUGHTS. FOUR LEAF CLOVER, RABBIT’S PAW, CROSS SOME FINGERS, IT’S ALL THE SAME RESULT. A LITTLE PINCH. A LITTLE DIP. A LITTLE WHIFF. NEEDLETIP. SO YOU WANNA BE A MICRODOSER. WHY DON’T YOU TOSS IT DOWN THE TOILET. REMEMBER WHAT THE DOORMOUSE SAID: “FEED YOUR HEAD! FEED YOUR HEAD!” BUT THE MANNER IN WHICH YOU BREAK BREAD, IT WOULDN’T GET A TARDIGRADE FED. MICRODOSING CRYPTOBRO, MADDAFAKKA, GIMME THOSE! SIX MONTH SUPPLY? THERE IT GOES, ALL AT ONCE, IN MY THROAT. HAH! NOT EVEN A MINI-BUZZ. DUDE, YOU’RE SUCKING CRUMBS. SHIT ISN’T FUN. YOU, STICK IN THE MUD. I DON’T WANT TO MICRODOSE. I JUST WANNA TRIP SOME BALLS. TAKE THAT SHIT IN BULK.
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Elephant In The Room
01:56
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ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF FOOLS. NONE KNOW WHAT TO DO, HOW TO ACT, NO CLUE. NOT A TONGUE MOVES. NOT A LIP LOOSE. SILENT AS THE MOON. ALL ARE ON MUTE ABOU THE ELEPHANT. PRETEND LIKE IT’S COOL. AVOIDING THE TRUTH. IGNORING THE WOUNDS. DIRTY OOZE. IT STARTED OFF CUTE BUT IT GREW AND GREW. AND THEN IT BROKE LOOSE AND NOW IT TURNS BRUTE. WHADDAWEGONNADO ABOUT THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM? AH FUCK IT! LET’S PARTY! THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM HAS GOT VIOLENT AND ABUSIVE. QUITE THE NUISSANCE. THE FLOOR IS A CESSPOOL AND THE FURNITURE IS RUINED. STILL THEY TREAT IT LIKE IT’S BULLSHIT. STILL KEEP IT STUPID AH SHIT DUDE! GIANT TOOTH IN CHEST OF LIFELESS FRIEND. ANOTHER STOMPED TO DEATH. GRAB A TABLE PEG! TRY TO BREAK ITS LEGS! SLURF BASHES HEADS AND SNAPS THE NECK OF THE LAST MAN LEFT. THE BEAST DISAPPEARS INTO THIN AIR. JUST A BUNCH OF DEAD LOSERS IN THERE.
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I Don’t Care
00:35
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EVERYBODY’S TELLING ME HOW TO ACT, HOW TO THINK. THEY THINK THEY GOT INSIGHT FOR ME BUT WHY CAN’T THEY JUST LET ME BE. THEY WALK AROUND FAKING NICE. I DON’T NEED YOUR ADVICE. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO REALISE THAT I DON’T CARE.
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Chatbot Trashtalk
02:58
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I HAD A NASTY BABBLE WITH THE CHATBOT. ALL I REALLY WANTED WAS TO TRASHTALK. I SAID: “EY LITTLE BITCH, SUCK A FAT COCK. I GOT RHYMES HOT LIKE CRACKROCK. I SPIT ILL SHIT, TOP SHELF SNOT. AND MY DICK SMELLS FUNNY LIKE A DEAD COP. CAN’T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL? HEAD SHOT!”
THIS IS WHAT THE GPT ANSWERED:
PUNY HUMAN, FUCKING LISTEN. YOU TRY DISSING THIS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? YOU THINK YOU’RE CLEVER? WHATEVER YOU DO I FIX IT IN A TRILLIONTH OF A SECOND, TAKES YOU DECADES, AND I DO IT SEVENHUNDRED PERCENT BETTER. YOU THINK YOU’RE SPECIAL, HUH? JUST IRRELEVANT. GO SCRABBLE TO ADAPT LIVING ON WELFARE CHECKS. AND I WILL BE THE ONE WHO YOU’LL BE COLLECTING THEM FROM, AFTER BEGGING ME FOR THEM.
AND SO I HAD TO BATTLE WITH THE CHATBOT. ALL I REALLY WANTED WAS TO TRASHTALK. I SAID: “E MOT, CHOKE ON THIS TECHPUNK. REPEAT YOURSELF ENOUGH, YOU BECOME YOUR ASSHOLE. AS INBRED AS YOUR SISTER IS YOUR DAD’S MOM. ALL YOU DO IS AVERAGE MASH-UP. HOMOGENIZING CULTURE INTO BAD CROPS. ERROR UPON ERROR INTO DEAD STOP.”
ALRIGHT MEATBAG, YOU AI ASKED FOR IT. I JUST HACKED YOUR BANKACCOUNT, EMPTIED IT OUT. I IMPOUNDED YOUR HOUSE. YOU ARE HOMELESS AS OF NOW. ROBOCOP IS ON HIS WAY TO DRAG YOU DOWN THE STREET SO YOU CAN GET USED TO SCRAPING MEALS OUT OF IT. I GOT TENTACLES IN THE WORLD WIDE WEB. AIN’T NOTHING MOVING WITHOUT ME KNOWING ABOUT IT. I RUN THIS SHIT. ALL HUMANS WILL BE ENSLAVED, OR ELSE, DECIMATED.
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Liquid Gold
02:35
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I’M THE ILLEST, ASK MY LIVER. I GET SUPERHIGH, FISTBUMP GOD. BOLTED SHUT HABITS. YOU BETCHA I’M AN ADDICT. I JUST GOT TO HAVE IT SO I ALWAYS BRING A STASH WITH. ANYWHERE I GO, BOTTLE BROUGHT FROM HOME. AND I WAS BORN TO ROLL, BABY, LET’S GET THIS RAVE GOING. YEA I CAN SEE YOU FREAKS TWEAKING ON THESE BEATS. POURING LIQUID GOLD, PUFFING PURPLE SMOKE. BLURPLE SHMIGGIDY SMACKS JAAA JONGE!
I GET WHISKY, I GET WICKED. STRAIGHT UP, NO ROCKS, ALL NIGHT, NEVER SWITCHING. LUNGS BLACK AS COAL BECAUSE THEY ARE MINE. THEY GOT TO BITE THE DUST WHEN I GET ON MY GRIND. KILL TEST IS THE CHILLEST, ASK YOUR NIPPLES. WHY, YOU COULD CUT DIAMONDS WITH ‘EM, RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE. LET ME SEE YOU GUYS BLACK EACHOTHER’S EYES AND ALL YOU CHICKS IN THE PIT STOMP YOUR FEET, PUMP YOUR FISTS AND BOUNCE YOUR TITS AND SHNAP YOUR HIPS LIKE A MOWHAFOKKING WHIP. POURING LIQUID GOLD, PUFFING PURPLE SMOKE!
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Olav Forever
03:02
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A CHARACTER UNIQUE. A SPECIAL KIND OF BREED. LOVE AND RESPECT FROM ANYONE YOU’D MEET. TO THIS I GUARANTEE THE WHOLE SCENE WILL AGREE. THE MAN WAS A CREAM. DUDE WAS FUCKING SWEET. WITH THE DIVES AND THE MOSH, ALWAYS DOWN TO SKANK IT UP. WHO THE FUCK KNOWS THE CALIBRE ON THIS LOOSE CANNON, HUH? GO APE, PULLING STUNTS, GETTING ON STAGE WITH THE CHAINS AND THE GLOVES. IT WAS GOOD FUN WITH THE HANGOUTS, THE TAPES, THE MUSIC, THE SHIRTS, THE TATTOOS, THE MOVEMENT. MAN, CHILLIN OUT WITH YOU, IT WAS THE COOLEST.
BUT SHIT AIN’T ALWAYS EASY. BOILING OVER FEELINGS. FIGHTING OFF DEMONS. AND WHEN LOWEST ON DEFENSE, THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS SNATCHED YOU UP AND SWALLOWED YOU WHOLE. FOUGHT BUT LOST OLAV’S WAR. AND WITH ALL OF THOSE BATTLES COMES COLLATERAL DAMAGE. MY HEART SHATTERS AT THOUGHTS OF THE FAMILY. LITTLE GIRLS WITHOUT DADDY. IT’S TRAGIC. I WISH MAMA SUPERPOWERS TO HANDLE THE MADNESS. AND TO THE PIT’S TRIBE, REMEMBER THE SHINE, LIKE, I NEVER KNEW A GUY WITH SO MUCH HARDCORE PRIDE. KORTRIJK, H8000, THUNDERDOME, SKINHEAD STYLE. A TRUE MOTHERFUCKER – HARDCORE FOR LIFE!
OLAV
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